Nashville Tourist Gifts

Meanwhile, somewhere in Nashville

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"5...4...3...2..."

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"Will you read me the part of that pamphlet about the drive-through redwoods again?"

"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

Le Roi Kong

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"

Noah's Ark

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

'So what do you do?'

Willie Nelson's 80th Birthday.

"It's closing time and four people are unaccounted for. Start looking."

'Honey, I need some money for a facial: I need to look my best with all these photo safaris around...'

Nashville Peacock

Suitcase Trailer

'Been there, done that' travel agency. Serving the seriously jaded tourist since 1995.

'That reminds me. . . how's your mom?'

'My parents went to the crocodile petting zoo and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

Summer Globe

Zoo gate and Ooz door.

'And to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see The London Eye'

Agatha Christie's Greenway Now Open.

Business Temples

Who the Heck is That?! - Find out 50?.

Pisa Chiropractic.

Directions

Giant Skater

'Gack! Good lord! This is fresh water taffy!'

I Love NY Dog