New York Tourist Gifts

I Love NY Dog

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"The bagels are better in New York."

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

Gullboy and Pigeonman

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Easter Island Rock Climber

Portalouvre

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

The first transatlantic communication.

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

Statue of Liberty Taking a Selfie

"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

American Gothic: I Love NY

Parisian Misguided Tours.

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.