Visiting Nyc Gifts

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

"We won!"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"The bagels are better in New York."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"Rockefeller Center."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

Tilted painting

Statue of Liberty Taking a Selfie

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

The Statue of Liberty stands up all day long and rests by night.

New York Gondolier

A family admire the Washington Square Arch.

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."

Swing by won't you?

Statue of Liberty with Gas Mask

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

'Boy, this is a no-nonsense kind of place, isn't it?'

"That's what I like about America, you get such big portions."

"Today is the first day of the rest of our lives in garbage."

Statue of Liberty on the Phone.

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."

"Do I have to take sides between Ed Koch and Donald Trump?"

Womanhatten.