Traveling To New York Gifts

"Look at the picture I took of the thing we're looking at."

Liberty deodorant.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Sloaney Pony.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"First class, or with children?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Desert Island Meals.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Omara Portuondo

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Airport Security.

Sparkling Water

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

Tourists and their Pets.

'Are we there yet?'

"We won!"

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub