New York Trip Gifts

Statue of Liberty with Gas Mask

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"We won!"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"The bagels are better in New York."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"Rockefeller Center."

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Death, on holiday, forgets to pack the sunscreen.

'Maybe I'll try the seafood.'

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

Entering New York City - Check it out

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

Flotation Device on the Phone

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Fun on the pyramids

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

Statue of Liberty Taking a Selfie

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

American Gothic: I Love NY

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'