New York Trip T-Shirts

Statue of Liberty with Gas Mask

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"We won!"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"The bagels are better in New York."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

A Couple in A Speedboat.

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

"Rockefeller Center."

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

Flotation Device on the Phone

Death, on holiday, forgets to pack the sunscreen.

'Maybe I'll try the seafood.'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

Entering New York City - Check it out

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Fun on the pyramids

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

Statue of Liberty Taking a Selfie

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

American Gothic: I Love NY

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.