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"Topless Women are openly roaming around times square looking for tips...and it's legal! That's just not right!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

Easter Island legs

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

Tourists in Egypt

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Introducing Piza Island.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Giant Monster in Bath

Vaccination Passport

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Fall on a desert island

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Public footpath on a desert island.

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

Thumbing a Lift.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Rockefeller Center."

Lavatory Waterfall

Hoxton map.

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

Mummy Beggar