New York Traveler T-Shirts

"Topless Women are openly roaming around times square looking for tips...and it's legal! That's just not right!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

Easter Island legs

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Tourists in Egypt

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Introducing Piza Island.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Giant Monster in Bath

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Vaccination Passport

Fall on a desert island

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

Lavatory Waterfall

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Thumbing a Lift.

"Rockefeller Center."

Hoxton map.

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'