New York Traveler Mugs

"Topless Women are openly roaming around times square looking for tips...and it's legal! That's just not right!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

Easter Island legs

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

Tourists in Egypt

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Introducing Piza Island.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Giant Monster in Bath

Vaccination Passport

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Fall on a desert island

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Public footpath on a desert island.

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

Thumbing a Lift.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Rockefeller Center."

Lavatory Waterfall

Hoxton map.

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

Mummy Beggar