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"Look at the picture I took of the thing we're looking at."

Liberty deodorant.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Sloaney Pony.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"First class, or with children?"

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Desert Island Meals.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Rhapsody in Blue.

Omara Portuondo

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Sparkling Water

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Airport Security.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

The Family Joules: Part 16

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

Tourists and their Pets.

'Are we there yet?'

"We won!"

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub