New York Tourist Pillows

I Love NY Dog

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"The bagels are better in New York."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

Easter Island Rock Climber

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Gullboy and Pigeonman

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

Portalouvre

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

Statue of Liberty Taking a Selfie

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

Parisian Misguided Tours.

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

American Gothic: I Love NY

"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.