Vacation In New York Pillows

New York City

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Beach con-man.

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Camping.

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

"Who can we call?"

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

"The bagels are better in New York."

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Yipeee!"

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)