Name Avoider Gifts

If you know someone who prefers to stay under the radar, our collection of humorous and clever items is perfect for them. From quirky mugs to stylish t-shirts, these gifts are designed for those who cherish their anonymity and love a good laugh. Show your appreciation for their unique personality with gifts that speak to their creative, playful spirit while celebrating their love for keeping things mysterious.

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"I don't have kids because after twenty years of teaching there isn't a child's name I can hear that won't give me horrible flash backs."

"I don't have kids because after twenty years of teaching there isn't a child's name I can hear that won't give me horrible flash backs." mockup

"I don't have kids because after twenty years of teaching there isn't a child's name I can hear that won't give me horrible flash backs."

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"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family." mockup

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

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"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there." mockup

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

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'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?' mockup

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

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Email Notifications

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'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.' mockup

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

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Sawdust.

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'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?' mockup

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

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"Shouldn't you be studying?

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'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,' mockup

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

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"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts." mockup

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

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"Just this once, can we not talk about news or politics or money or family or relationships or children or friends or sex or religion or sports or culture or real estate or the past or the future?"

"Just this once, can we not talk about news or politics or money or family or relationships or children or friends or sex or religion or sports or culture or real estate or the past or the future?"

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'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.' mockup

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

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'Scientists at the Human Genome Project have located a gene that makes us want to constantly look for our name on search engines.'

'Scientists at the Human Genome Project have located a gene that makes us want to constantly look for our name on search engines.' mockup

'Scientists at the Human Genome Project have located a gene that makes us want to constantly look for our name on search engines.'

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'How To Say No To Sales People'.

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'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!' mockup

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

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"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off."

"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off." mockup

"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off."

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'I hate networking.'

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'I went to the city once, but I couldn't get used to the crowds'.

'I went to the city once, but I couldn't get used to the crowds'. mockup

'I went to the city once, but I couldn't get used to the crowds'.

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It's new from British Telecom, a telephone ignoring machine.

It's new from British Telecom, a telephone ignoring machine. mockup

It's new from British Telecom, a telephone ignoring machine.

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Too posh to wash...

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'Nature makes me nervous!'

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"We can't stay. Charles freaks out without some electronic device beeping or blinking at him."

"We can't stay. Charles freaks out without some electronic device beeping or blinking at him." mockup

"We can't stay. Charles freaks out without some electronic device beeping or blinking at him."

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"It's just if the TV isn't on I never know where to look."

"It's just if the TV isn't on I never know where to look." mockup

"It's just if the TV isn't on I never know where to look."

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Introducing the 1040 - F.I.* Form (*The tax return for the financially incompetent.)

Introducing the 1040 - F.I.* Form (*The tax return for the financially incompetent.) mockup

Introducing the 1040 - F.I.* Form (*The tax return for the financially incompetent.)

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"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode." mockup

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

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"You just watch him Ethel. He'll sit there and say nothing, just to annoy me."

"You just watch him Ethel. He'll sit there and say nothing, just to annoy me." mockup

"You just watch him Ethel. He'll sit there and say nothing, just to annoy me."

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Hiding from unwanted visitors.

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'Lots of people never had hurricanes named after them.'

'Lots of people never had hurricanes named after them.' mockup

'Lots of people never had hurricanes named after them.'

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Bill struggled for years trying to make a name for himself in the city.

Bill struggled for years trying to make a name for himself in the city. mockup

Bill struggled for years trying to make a name for himself in the city.

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'My brother hates school. He won't read in captivity.'

'My brother hates school. He won't read in captivity.' mockup

'My brother hates school. He won't read in captivity.'

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"Oh, no! People are coming to sit near us! Put up the banner!"

"Oh, no! People are coming to sit near us! Put up the banner!" mockup

"Oh, no! People are coming to sit near us! Put up the banner!"

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Stuck in the Conversation Pit of Hell. mockup

Stuck in the Conversation Pit of Hell.

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Name Avoider Gifts Collection

Name Avoider Mugs

Explore our range of mugs designed for the playful and secretive; perfect for anyone who loves a humorous twist on anonymity.

Name Avoider Pillows

Browse our cozy pillows featuring clever designs for the charmingly mysterious personality of the name avoider.

Name Avoider Prints

Discover eye-catching prints that celebrate the fun side of staying anonymous; perfect for sprucing up any space with humor and style.

Name Avoider T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts for the creative name avoider who enjoys making a statement with humor and style.