Label Avoider Gifts

'Are you kidding??'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

"By labeling it, I control it."

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

"Shouldn't you be studying?

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

It bag and no knickers!

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

"I do diet...between snacks."

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off...

Processed foods, unprocessed foods.

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

Generic Products

"The first bottle sounds perfect...but the other bottle has such a pretty label!"

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

"The best power suits, of course, are by Hugo boss."

There's leftover apple crisp! Whoever finishes it up, please clean the baking dish. Hey! It's not finished!!

Chiantis In Translation

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

'You mean that's all you ever read, designer labels?'

Designer labels "I'm sorry, but I think I've forgotten your name."