Label Avoider Pillows

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

"By labeling it, I control it."

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

"Shouldn't you be studying?

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

It bag and no knickers!

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

"I do diet...between snacks."

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off...

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

Processed foods, unprocessed foods.

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

Chiantis In Translation

"The first bottle sounds perfect...but the other bottle has such a pretty label!"

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

Generic Products

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

'You mean that's all you ever read, designer labels?'

Designer labels "I'm sorry, but I think I've forgotten your name."

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"