Nail Polish Collectors Gifts

"Will these hooves ever dry?"

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Robot Jogger

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

17th Century Anonymous Dutch Paintings Museum: Formerly 'Rembrandt Museum'.

'Best to keep downwind.'

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

"I think we're in luck!"

"Yes, I'm sure it's my glass slipper - arch supports, odor-eaters, and you can see where I chipped away some glass for my bunions."

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

'Perhaps madam would try these on? - They look a better fit!'

Cat shoes - for those who are too busy to do their own walking.

Art Museum. Acquisitions Dept. How's it going? Another day, another Dali.

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'