Nickel Collector Gifts

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The tooth fairy.

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Bribes for Jabs

Slinky Cow World

Money Bar.

"Harry?... Is that you?"

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Brick Salesman

Money god

Dept. of the Treasury

'What can you get with a quarter?'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

The Oxford Comma Coin

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

'This is great! -- I should have thought of tax simplification years ago!'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

'We should have removed that sign.'

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

Girl holding money.

Most piglets are suckling, while one has walked away with coin from mother's back.

Gesundheit.

Loose Change