Nail Polish Collectors Prints

"Will these hooves ever dry?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

17th Century Anonymous Dutch Paintings Museum: Formerly 'Rembrandt Museum'.

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

'Best to keep downwind.'

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

"I think we're in luck!"

"I'm not buying it."

The best racehorses have the best trainers

'Perhaps madam would try these on? - They look a better fit!'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

"She's smart, she's funny, she's beautiful—But she leaves her shoes all over the place."