Mythical Meetup Attendee Gifts

"I'm here today to talk to you about the dark side of outsourcing."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Of course I attend the meetings but I'm more of a lurker,"

At the end of the rainbow

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

"I want to thank all the little people."

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

Great script, great cinematography, great everything. But the whole 3D thing is lost on me.

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

'Listen I think we should break up...it's not you... it's that thing on your face.'

Orpheus and his violin

Phoenix

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

'He is not my pet...he is my son!'

Palm Top Readings

The search for Bigfoot has a beakthrough.

Pandora's other box

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

Researchers find proof that the legendary lead foot exists.

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

"Maybe Dracula wasn't the best one to try this new detergent."

"He's the domesticated kind of werewolf."

'Best guide I ever had.'