Mythical Encounters Enthusiast Gifts

"TO youthey're baby carrots, but to us wee folk, they're fully mature vegetables!"

Shepherd and eurydice

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Venus

Vlad the Impala

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Here be dragons.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Lady of the bath...

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Wotan with eye patch

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

Neptune

"Bigfoot"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Warrior Woman

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

A surprise in heaven

Trojan Hurdler.

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"