Mythical Encounters Enthusiast Pillows

"TO youthey're baby carrots, but to us wee folk, they're fully mature vegetables!"

Shepherd and eurydice

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Venus

Vlad the Impala

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Here be dragons.

Lady of the bath...

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Wotan with eye patch

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Neptune

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Warrior Woman

A surprise in heaven

Trojan Hurdler.

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."