Mythical Meetup Attendee T-Shirts

"I'm here today to talk to you about the dark side of outsourcing."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Save the whales

"Of course I attend the meetings but I'm more of a lurker,"

At the end of the rainbow

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

"I want to thank all the little people."

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

Great script, great cinematography, great everything. But the whole 3D thing is lost on me.

'Listen I think we should break up...it's not you... it's that thing on your face.'

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

Phoenix

Palm Top Readings

'He is not my pet...he is my son!'

The search for Bigfoot has a beakthrough.

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

Researchers find proof that the legendary lead foot exists.

Orpheus and his violin

"Maybe Dracula wasn't the best one to try this new detergent."

Pandora's other box

"He's the domesticated kind of werewolf."