Mythical Geek T-Shirts

Computer in the Stone.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Vlad the Inhaler

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Loch Ness Beer Monster

Oedipus

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

Save the whales

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

What a lousy season - there hasn't been a good comedy in months.

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

At the end of the rainbow

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

Park and Ride dilema

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

"I want to thank all the little people."

Great script, great cinematography, great everything. But the whole 3D thing is lost on me.

Sunblock. I wonder what Icarus is up to.

I'm going out for a while. Keep an eye on things.

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

I told you Norman Bates and Oedipus would have a lot to talk about.

"Let me handle this. I have trouble making eye contact."

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

Narcissus

"Maybe Dracula wasn't the best one to try this new detergent."

'Why didn't you lot go before you got in?'