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'So where do you see yourself in five years?'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Asking out a palm reader.

'Mr. Hickey really knows how to keep our stockholders meetings short and sweet!'

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

"I've decided the most honorable course of action is for me to take the blame...and pin it on Gordon."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'Insofar as all parties have agreed to mediation, I've taken the liberty of hiring a medium.'

"Of course I attend the meetings but I'm more of a lurker,"

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

"Who's there?"

Madame Zola - Bitcoin futures

"He'd torch the castle and I'd rescue the damsel."

"Before we make contact with the departed, be aware that all communications will be recorded and maybe used for training purposes."

I just knew this would be dull.

"Hmmm. I'm gonna have to Google this."

Madame Lucille Fortune Teller. "I predict the future."

the company is cutting back our team's training budget.'

'You'll be having extensive dental surgery...'

"TO youthey're baby carrots, but to us wee folk, they're fully mature vegetables!"

'This is goodbye, Goopta -- I've decided to make a career move to the Scientologists.'

"He apologizes for not contacting us during the previous session. The wi-fi was off in the hereafter."

Psychic near sign: Madam Zoe. Palms read futures told weather forcasts given.

"How dare you!"

"I'm here today to talk to you about the dark side of outsourcing."

"Ask her where she keeps the mailbox key and the nutmeg."

Crystal balls: 'We have three new models to choose from: Scam, Swindle and Extort.'

Visual Gag: A Palm reader reading the palm from someone elses hand with the aid of a battery powered night light

The Devil and an angel talk by the water cooler.

"I see an end to the heartache and the thousand natural shocks your flesh is heir to."

"No, I'm sorry - tall, dark, handsome and smelly won't do!"

"How about you just shout out ideas and I'll keep writing them down until this Post-it is all filled up."