Mystic-meetings Pillows

'So where do you see yourself in five years?'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Asking out a palm reader.

'Mr. Hickey really knows how to keep our stockholders meetings short and sweet!'

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"I've decided the most honorable course of action is for me to take the blame...and pin it on Gordon."

'Insofar as all parties have agreed to mediation, I've taken the liberty of hiring a medium.'

"Of course I attend the meetings but I'm more of a lurker,"

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

"Who's there?"

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

"He'd torch the castle and I'd rescue the damsel."

I just knew this would be dull.

"Before we make contact with the departed, be aware that all communications will be recorded and maybe used for training purposes."

Madame Lucille Fortune Teller. "I predict the future."

the company is cutting back our team's training budget.'

"Ask her where she keeps the mailbox key and the nutmeg."

'You'll be having extensive dental surgery...'

"He apologizes for not contacting us during the previous session. The wi-fi was off in the hereafter."

'This is goodbye, Goopta -- I've decided to make a career move to the Scientologists.'

"How dare you!"

"TO youthey're baby carrots, but to us wee folk, they're fully mature vegetables!"

Psychic near sign: Madam Zoe. Palms read futures told weather forcasts given.

"I'm here today to talk to you about the dark side of outsourcing."

Crystal balls: 'We have three new models to choose from: Scam, Swindle and Extort.'

Visual Gag: A Palm reader reading the palm from someone elses hand with the aid of a battery powered night light

The Devil and an angel talk by the water cooler.

"I see an end to the heartache and the thousand natural shocks your flesh is heir to."

"No, I'm sorry - tall, dark, handsome and smelly won't do!"

"How about you just shout out ideas and I'll keep writing them down until this Post-it is all filled up."

"You're second sighted."