Magical Meeting Admirer Gifts

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

The tooth fairy.

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Before we start, shall we go round the table, and each share our name and a horrible dark secret from our past.'

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Birds Following Witch.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

'This prediction has a margin of error of plus or minus fifteen...fifteen class-action suits brought against the company.'

'Anyone who opposes the plan I'm about to propose please signify by saying 'I resign.''

"We made a miscalculation, but it's consistent with our over-all strategy."

'Congratulations, Yomp - we're giving you a bigger carrot!'

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"Devi's brew?"

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

'We need to change the introduction to our annual report. What's another word for bankrupt?'