Magical Meeting Admirer Gifts

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

The tooth fairy.

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Before we start, shall we go round the table, and each share our name and a horrible dark secret from our past.'

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Birds Following Witch.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

'Anyone who opposes the plan I'm about to propose please signify by saying 'I resign.''

"Help! I'm surrounded by idiots."

'This prediction has a margin of error of plus or minus fifteen...fifteen class-action suits brought against the company.'

'Congratulations, Yomp - we're giving you a bigger carrot!'

"We made a miscalculation, but it's consistent with our over-all strategy."

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"Devi's brew?"

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"