Meeting Magician Gifts

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'And as my chart clearly shows, I haven't got a clue what I'm talking about.'

'Great, and I'll also need some mirrors.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

'Whoops. That's upside down.'

'What I mainly want to get out of this meeting is myself.'

"Help! I'm surrounded by idiots."

'I'm going to make this short...'

'Thank you, Leo. Nothing like a roar to get us going in the morning.'

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

'You gotta admit, these meetings are more exciting since Ed developed the Pyro Power Point Presentation!'

"Does anyone have even the vaguest idea of what we actually DO?"

"Get him to make an offer first..."

"All those in favor of saying 'It's a wrap' instead of 'Meeting adjourned' say 'Aye.' "

"I called this emergency meeting to discuss the lack of respect I've been getting around here lately..."

'You can hold your breath all you want, Carl, but we are not going to use your budgeting plan.'

"We need to reorganize. Harris, switch seats with Miss Olsen."

"Can't we take a long view without a long meeting."

"Deborah, cancel my 3 o'clock."

"We made a miscalculation, but it's consistent with our over-all strategy."

'Looks like someone forgot British Summer Time started today.'

Pizza time.

'I started out as a yes man, but I've evolved into a plucky devil's advocate who always sides with the boss in the end.'

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"Have a seat, meatball."

Man in meeting has drawn all over paper, table and chairman, who says: 'I have no objection to doodling during meetings, but it must be within reason.'

'Go ahead and throw in the monkey wrench, Sims. The suspense is killing us.'

"Can someone please go tell Bob to come join the meeting? His cardboard cutout didn't work. . . again."

'As this bar graph demonstrates, the downward trend is a result of an unexpected chain of events.'

'In an effort to make this a more pleasant meeting I have taken the liberty of rotating our sales graph clockwise a full ninety degrees.'

"Pretending to be frozen to avoid difficult questions only works on Zoom, Kyle."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

Committee room this way.