Mystified Intellectual Gifts

Looking for a gift for the mystified intellectual in your life? Our collection features witty and thought-provoking items perfect for those who love to delve into creative, puzzling, or complex ideas. From humorous mugs to inspiring art prints, find something that sparks curiosity and delights the mind—great for anyone who enjoys thinking outside the box.

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'It's some intellectual group, but nobody can figure out what they want.'

'It's some intellectual group, but nobody can figure out what they want.' mockup

'It's some intellectual group, but nobody can figure out what they want.'

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"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity." mockup

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

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Quantum Psychic

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'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.' mockup

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

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The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible. mockup

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

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Sisyphus visits Stowe

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Sisyphus and coronavirus

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"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?" mockup

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

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'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.' mockup

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

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"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!" mockup

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

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"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?" mockup

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

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A voodoo doctor.

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'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.' mockup

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

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Priest with the Pet Devil.

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"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable." mockup

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

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'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.' mockup

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

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'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.' mockup

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

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"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..." mockup

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

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Palm Reader...

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National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$ mockup

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

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'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.' mockup

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'

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A self-filling prophecy.

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Whale Cupid: The Whale world's version of Cupid using a high-powered Harpoon as a Bow and arrow.

Whale Cupid: The Whale world's version of Cupid using a high-powered Harpoon as a Bow and arrow. mockup

Whale Cupid: The Whale world's version of Cupid using a high-powered Harpoon as a Bow and arrow.

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"How do you feel after six days of creating?"

"How do you feel after six days of creating?" mockup

"How do you feel after six days of creating?"

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'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!' mockup

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

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"Hey, that's what everyone thinks about the strategic planning department! I've got a crystal ball and we all study the occult! Hah Hah Hah!..."

"Hey, that's what everyone thinks about the strategic planning department! I've got a crystal ball and we all study the occult! Hah Hah Hah!..." mockup

"Hey, that's what everyone thinks about the strategic planning department! I've got a crystal ball and we all study the occult! Hah Hah Hah!..."

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'He said my future stinks.'

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"A spectre is haunting Europe, the spectre of hipsterism."

"A spectre is haunting Europe, the spectre of hipsterism." mockup

"A spectre is haunting Europe, the spectre of hipsterism."

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"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth." mockup

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

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'Good news! The stock market is about to explode upwards on...'

'Good news! The stock market is about to explode upwards on...' mockup

'Good news! The stock market is about to explode upwards on...'

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"Do you know Issac Newton discovered gravity in 1867? Before that people could fly."

"Do you know Issac Newton discovered gravity in 1867? Before that people could fly." mockup

"Do you know Issac Newton discovered gravity in 1867? Before that people could fly."

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"Any kind of election is getting harder to call these days. . ."

"Any kind of election is getting harder to call these days. . ." mockup

"Any kind of election is getting harder to call these days. . ."

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"You're allowed to keep collecting the teeth, but we're going to call you a fairy to make it sound less terrifying."

"You're allowed to keep collecting the teeth, but we're going to call you a fairy to make it sound less terrifying." mockup

"You're allowed to keep collecting the teeth, but we're going to call you a fairy to make it sound less terrifying."

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"Hurry it up, Solomon Brothers are waiting for my decision"

"Hurry it up, Solomon Brothers are waiting for my decision" mockup

"Hurry it up, Solomon Brothers are waiting for my decision"

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Mystified Intellectual Gifts Collection

Mystified Intellectual Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for the mystified intellectual. Perfect for your contemplative friends or colleagues who love a good think with their coffee.

Mystified Intellectual Pillows

Discover pillows with witty and thoughtful prints, adding humor and inspiration to the living space of the mystified intellectual.

Mystified Intellectual Prints

Find inspiring and humorous prints that celebrate the curious mind—perfect for decorating the workspace or study of an inquisitive soul.

Mystified Intellectual T-Shirts

Shop our t-shirts featuring clever and contemplative designs, ideal for the mystified intellectual who enjoys expressing their curiosity in style.