Fortune teller: Closed due to Forseen Circumstances.
Mystical Humor Enthusiast Gifts
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Madam Mae: Fortune teller - Fortune 500.
You will meet an educated capable woman with a sharp mind. She will audit your tax return.
'Madam Zelda sees all'
'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'
'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'
"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."
"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"
"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"
"Did you have a cat?"
Ask A Silly Question.
'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'
'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'
Nikolay Rerih
'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'
"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."
'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'
'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'
'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'
"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"
Guru levitates while wife vacuums.
Arresting Adam and Eve
Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.
'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'
"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"
You will go on a trip.
"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."
"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."
'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'
Fortune Tellers Convention
"All I'm saying is, why do we always have to sit on just one side of the table, all bunched up?"
Slug Romance
'The crystal reveals you spend your money foolishly. That will be twenty-five dollars, please.
'This time last year you told me that I would meet a tall handsome stranger. Now I need his name and address.'
"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"
Mystical Humor Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Mystical Humor Enthusiast Mugs
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Mystical Humor Enthusiast Prints
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Mystical Humor Enthusiast T-Shirts
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