Mystic Motorist Pillows

Psychic Car Mechanics.

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"Did you have a cat?"

Demonic Repossession.

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

Ill next Thursday

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

Amateur Palmist

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'Ha Ha! Stop seeing astrally and look behind you, Bob!'

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

Hog Futures

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

'... No, actually. He's short, blond and ugly.'

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

spellchecker

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

"When the mist clears, turn right."

Dyslexic Palm Reading