Mythical Motorist Pillows

Demonic Repossession.

Sisyphus during Covid

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

"When the mist clears, turn right."

"Ha! I didn't become the mayor of Atlantis by listening to a bunch of pesky scientists."

"We've had millions of visitors to our website, but there's no way of telling how many of them actually believe in us!"

"I keep hearing a knocking noise."

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

"You're not going to believe this, but some of them are making computer games of their OWN!"

Good and Evil: The Human Video Game

"And remember, the hand position on the steering wheel is 10 & 2, 9 & 3 and 8 & 4.""

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

'Next!'

'I'm sensing a lot of road rage.'

"Hey, wait a minute! This isn't the way to the airport."

Shortcut

"If you still don't know how to merge your vehicle properly, play with a zipper for a few hours and you'll figure it out."

Two flies driving in a car with a poop air freshener

'Can I drop you somewhere?'

"Six IT support personnel?! I'm beginning to suspect this Ark is a Sim Game!"

Lady of the lake holding a golf ball.

'We've got full-scale flying carpets, hovering area rugs, or in your price range, a single-owner leg-powered bath mat.'