Mythical Gamer Pillows

"You're not going to believe this, but some of them are making computer games of their OWN!"

"Six IT support personnel?! I'm beginning to suspect this Ark is a Sim Game!"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Second lifeReal life.

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Did you have a cat?"

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Save the whales

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Monks play conkers with crucifix

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

At the end of the rainbow

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''