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Palm Top Readings

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Tiny Visions

Czarcasm

The Witches Discover The Wok

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Did you have a cat?"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'Your future looks charming.'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

"I'd like to order the baked sea bass, but I see it's off the menu."

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

Ill next Thursday

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."