Mystery Meatloaf Enthusiast Gifts

'I don't know whos lunch this was but the meatloaf was terrific!'

'Steak Ted?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Rump roast?"

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

Cow of BEEF

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Platter confusion.

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"How are we on bread?"

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

I bake my own bread.

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"Oooh... bacon!"

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

A Cow's Last Will and Testament

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

"And a hef pond good sirloin for my boy, Sergeant Koppleman."

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."