Meatloaf Master Gifts

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"He's such a fussy eater."

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

A Tit for Tat.

Burnt or Raw?

Pull the udder one

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"I'm unable to process this image."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

A butcher and his apprentice.

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

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"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

A spider meal prepping

Baker

"Wait. Let it breathe."

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

"It's just that I would be more thankful if we had roast beef."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle George has gotten to"

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

The Chop House

"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."