Meatloaf Aficionados Gifts

'We're all out of candy. How 'bout a nice piece of meatloaf?'

'Steak Ted?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Rump roast?"

Important Food Groups

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Cow of BEEF

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

Platter confusion.

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

I bake my own bread.

"How are we on bread?"

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

Family Butcher.

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

"Oooh... bacon!"

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

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