Meatloaf Aficionados Gifts

'We're all out of candy. How 'bout a nice piece of meatloaf?'

'Steak Ted?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Rump roast?"

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Important Food Groups

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

Cow of BEEF

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Platter confusion.

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

Family Butcher.

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"How are we on bread?"

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

I don

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

*=Hotdog

I bake my own bread.