Loaf Lover Gifts

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"How are we on bread?"

I bake my own bread.

Baking Bread

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Burning the midnight oil.

'Your French dip, sir.'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"This stool shall pass."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Teapot

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Waiting for retirement.

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

Broken Alarm Clock.