Loaf Lover Gifts

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"How are we on bread?"

I bake my own bread.

Baking Bread

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'Your French dip, sir.'

Burning the midnight oil.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

Teapot

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Waiting for retirement.

Broken Alarm Clock.

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'