Mystery Meatloaf Enthusiast Pillows

'I don't know whos lunch this was but the meatloaf was terrific!'

'Steak Ted?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Rump roast?"

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Cow of BEEF

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

Platter confusion.

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

I don

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

"How are we on bread?"

I bake my own bread.

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

A Cow's Last Will and Testament

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

"You secretly watch BBQ shows??! You pervert!!!"