Musical Malcontents Gifts

'I just don't understand... We hate the same movies, books, art, music, friends and relatives, and we agree that the world's a hopeless mess. With all that in common, why is our marriage falling apart?'

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

"This is the murder weapon the defendant used, your honor, and these are the tunes he butchered in cold blood."

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

And the die is cast!

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

The Barber of Tulsa, a regional opera that closed opening night.

National Opera: Wriggletto

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

Lady on balcony dumps musical notes on singer.

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

I see relations between Dylan and Daisy are at a all time low!

"If music be the food of love, shut up."

All's well that ends well

'I can't play any tunes, it's just used for hiding my farts after dinner.'

"How is the new hearing aid?"

Love in The Heights

Tortured by music

Diverting the Serenade of the Guitar Player

'There's a 50% chance you won't survive the procedure. But I wouldn't worry - I get paid either way.'

'That was absolutely HORRIBLE! When can you start?'

"I'm afraid it's bad news...You have a Tuba!"

'Ronan Keating just called - but it was a wrong number!'

'Okay, Bancroft - here we go again.'

Let me at him! The nerve! Open the door! Monday. Frank, it's Monday --- He must've heard the things you said about him!

" 'Over there, over there...' "

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

'Sorry God, I think you got the wrong guy, I like sex, drugs and rock and roll.'