Musical Malcontents Gifts

'I just don't understand... We hate the same movies, books, art, music, friends and relatives, and we agree that the world's a hopeless mess. With all that in common, why is our marriage falling apart?'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

And the die is cast!

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

The Barber of Tulsa, a regional opera that closed opening night.

National Opera: Wriggletto

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

I see relations between Dylan and Daisy are at a all time low!

"If music be the food of love, shut up."

"How is the new hearing aid?"

'I can't play any tunes, it's just used for hiding my farts after dinner.'

Diverting the Serenade of the Guitar Player

All's well that ends well

Tortured by music

Love in The Heights

'There's a 50% chance you won't survive the procedure. But I wouldn't worry - I get paid either way.'

'That was absolutely HORRIBLE! When can you start?'

"I'm afraid it's bad news...You have a Tuba!"

'Ronan Keating just called - but it was a wrong number!'

'Okay, Bancroft - here we go again.'

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

" 'Over there, over there...' "

"Airplane Mode doesn't work. I threw your phone out the window and it didn't fly."

HMS Pinafore