Medical Malcontent Gifts

Looking for a gift that taps into the humor of the medical malcontent? Our collection offers funny and clever items that celebrate the quirks, frustrations, and humor found in healthcare and anatomy. Whether they love satire or just enjoy a good laugh about medical mishaps, you'll find a gift that strikes the perfect humorous nerve. These products are designed to bring a smile to those who have a humorous take on the world of medicine and healthcare, making their day a little brighter and funnier.

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'There's a 50% chance you won't survive the procedure. But I wouldn't worry - I get paid either way.'

'There's a 50% chance you won't survive the procedure. But I wouldn't worry - I get paid either way.' mockup

'There's a 50% chance you won't survive the procedure. But I wouldn't worry - I get paid either way.'

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"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed." mockup

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

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"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured." mockup

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

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Ice Cream Surgeon

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"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist." mockup

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

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PSA Banter.

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Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy. mockup

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

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Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc.. mockup

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

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"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?" mockup

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

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Vlad the Inhaler

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"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer." mockup

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

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'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.' mockup

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

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"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.' mockup

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

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'ooh! A womb with a view.'

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I'm taking you off trying to stay young.

I'm taking you off trying to stay young. mockup

I'm taking you off trying to stay young.

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'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE. mockup

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

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"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works." mockup

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

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'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine. mockup

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

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'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.' mockup

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

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What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans. mockup

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

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'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...' mockup

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

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'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.' mockup

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

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"Garden variety allergies."

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'Who wants to be examined first?' mockup

'Who wants to be examined first?'

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'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

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'We tend to favour more traditional anaesthetic techniques here.'

'We tend to favour more traditional anaesthetic techniques here.' mockup

'We tend to favour more traditional anaesthetic techniques here.'

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"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

"How long before the clinical trials are over?" mockup

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

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"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion." mockup

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

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"So, let's catch a wellness wave!" mockup

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

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'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!' mockup

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

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'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.' mockup

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

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Cat Scan

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"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects." mockup

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

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'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!' mockup

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

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Medical Malcontent Gifts Collection

Medical Malcontent Mugs

Looking for more humorous medical items? Explore our range of mugs featuring jokes and satire about healthcare and anatomy.

Medical Malcontent Pillows

Add humor to their home with pillows featuring witty medical themes. Great for anyone who loves a good laugh about healthcare.

Medical Malcontent Prints

Decorate with humor using our medical-themed prints that highlight the lighter side of healthcare and anatomy surprises.

Medical Malcontent T-Shirts

Shop our collection of funny t-shirts that poke fun at medical mishaps and healthcare frustrations. Perfect for casual humor lovers.