Musical Anthem Enthusiast Gifts

Singer

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Frederic Chopin

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

How a poet works

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

God save the Queen.

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

'It helps with reception.'

Four Chanting Monks

"Please turn to page 38 in your hymn-or-her books." The feminist cause marches on.

The Harper Government

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

Hymns - Optional Extras

"What do you mean, what's my favourite hymn?"

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

Jimi Hendrix

Forrest Gander

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

"Sis, I have to present this in class tomorrow. What would you suggest in terms of theme music?"

"But first, our national anthem."

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

Thomas Dorsey.

'...and I keep hearing, THERE IT GOES AGAIN!!...'God Save the Queen'....'

"And now baritone Robert Winkley will sing, with no apparent effort, 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"