Musical Anthem Enthusiast Pillows

Singer

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Frederic Chopin

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

How a poet works

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

God save the Queen.

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

The Harper Government

"Please turn to page 38 in your hymn-or-her books." The feminist cause marches on.

Four Chanting Monks

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

'It helps with reception.'

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

"Sis, I have to present this in class tomorrow. What would you suggest in terms of theme music?"

Forrest Gander

"But first, our national anthem."

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

"What do you mean, what's my favourite hymn?"

Hymns - Optional Extras

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

Thomas Dorsey.

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

"And now baritone Robert Winkley will sing, with no apparent effort, 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

God Save the Queen - Standing Room Only