Anthem Aficionado Pillows

Posh fan corrects pronunciation at Liverpool football match.

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

Ernie is producing a new TV show! Contestant musicians play their national anthem, and judges pick winners in various categories. Some of the anthems we'll hear on the next show are "O Canada" from Canada ... "Jana Gana Mana" from India ... "Meda Dau Doka" from Fiji ... "Patria Amada" from Mozambique ... and "God Save the Queen" from the United Kingdom! Ernie, I think your show is very good ... but you create some confusion by calling it "The Country Music Awards."

God Save the Queen - Standing Room Only

'...But first, our national anthem.'

"If you must be a Francophile, could you lose the flag and just play the Marseillaise?"

'...We will, we will rock you. ...The end. Thank you.'

'...and I keep hearing, THERE IT GOES AGAIN!!...'God Save the Queen'....'

'I'm writing a national anthem for the king -- what rhymes with 'William of Orange'?'

The Harper Government

"I don't care what you want to hear - You're getting 'O Canada', not 'How much is that doggie in the window?'"

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: Finally figuring out all the words to the national anthem.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Driverless cars rage.

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"What did you download at school today?"

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'