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"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

God Save the Queen - Standing Room Only

'...But first, our national anthem.'

"If you must be a Francophile, could you lose the flag and just play the Marseillaise?"

'...and I keep hearing, THERE IT GOES AGAIN!!...'God Save the Queen'....'

'I'm writing a national anthem for the king -- what rhymes with 'William of Orange'?'

The Harper Government

"I don't care what you want to hear - You're getting 'O Canada', not 'How much is that doggie in the window?'"

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: Finally figuring out all the words to the national anthem.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Driverless cars rage.

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"What did you download at school today?"

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."