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God save the Queen.

"He didn't have any last words. He just sang the national anthem and then went blank."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Where Indian ink came from.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

Priest

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

Science And Society 1923

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

"You never know what will catch on!"

The Harper Government

Eurovision Hymn Contest

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."

Cathedral Made Safe.

Ant Drones

"But first, our national anthem."

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

"This lovely song tall of a young woman on a spring day...happily comes across a fluorimeter with a fluid transfer system..."

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

SELF-FULFILLMENT SEMINAR: 'Stop letting people walk on you'

"And now baritone Robert Winkley will sing, with no apparent effort, 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

God Save the Queen - Standing Room Only

I'm sorry, but nothing rhymes with: "had a great boo-boo." Let's take it again from the top.

Museum of Science. Periodic Table of Elements. Curie. Einstein. "Curium" is named after the Curies and "Einsteinium" is named after Albert Einstein --- Maybe they'll name an element after me one day! They can call it "delirium"!

Army ant camp followers!