Anthem Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

Football anthem: 'The Saints go marching in.'

'Let's stick with your original 'Star Spangled Banner,' and pretend there never was this dance-remix version.'

The Prime Minister changes the National Anthem to win support.

"How old were you before you discovered our football club song wasn't the national anthem?"

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

"Sweet Caroline?"

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

How a poet works

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

Naming that Impala

Tom Cruise

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

God save the Queen.

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

'It helps with reception.'

"Please turn to page 38 in your hymn-or-her books." The feminist cause marches on.

The Harper Government

Old songs made new

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

Four Chanting Monks

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

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