Anthem Lover Gifts

God save the Queen.

"He didn't have any last words. He just sang the national anthem and then went blank."

Where Indian ink came from.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

Priest

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

Science And Society 1923

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

"You never know what will catch on!"

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

The Harper Government

Cathedral Made Safe.

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."

"This lovely song tall of a young woman on a spring day...happily comes across a fluorimeter with a fluid transfer system..."

"But first, our national anthem."

Ant Drones

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

SELF-FULFILLMENT SEMINAR: 'Stop letting people walk on you'

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

'I like the soothing squeaking of the dessert cart wheels better than any background music.'

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

"And now baritone Robert Winkley will sing, with no apparent effort, 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

God Save the Queen - Standing Room Only

I'm sorry, but nothing rhymes with: "had a great boo-boo." Let's take it again from the top.

"gibbledy gobbledy goo the blood ran away from the shoe... " Before becoming the no-nonsense detective that he is today, Joe would sometimes narrate his searches in rhyme.