Anthem Amuser Gifts

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

Painting clouds

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

"Mine's bigger than yours."

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

Fossil hunting

God's map of the universe

'Huh! You men are all alike!'

God save the Queen.

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

The Harper Government

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

'The humans have weapons of mass destruction.'

"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

'Some scout he is!'

"But first, our national anthem."

The Troposhere

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

"Like I told you Gladys: location, location, location."

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

'Grub's up!'

They mystery of how the pyramids were built is finally solved - ants!