Anthem Amuser Pillows

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

Painting clouds

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

"Mine's bigger than yours."

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Fossil hunting

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

God's map of the universe

God save the Queen.

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

The Harper Government

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

'The humans have weapons of mass destruction.'

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

"But first, our national anthem."

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

"Like I told you Gladys: location, location, location."

The Troposhere

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

They mystery of how the pyramids were built is finally solved - ants!

God Save the Queen - Standing Room Only