Anthem Appreciators Pillows

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Gracie and family sing "The Star-Spangled Banner" on the Fourth of July.

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

God save the Queen.

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

The Harper Government

"But first, our national anthem."

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

"After last week's incident, I'd like to talk about one of the lesser-known Commandments - Thou Shalt Not Heckle."

'...and I keep hearing, THERE IT GOES AGAIN!!...'God Save the Queen'....'

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

"And now baritone Robert Winkley will sing, with no apparent effort, 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

God Save the Queen - Standing Room Only

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

"Hey, gang! Before this blast gets under way, would you all please stand for Whitney Houston's rendition of our national anthem?"

'...We will, we will rock you. ...The end. Thank you.'

An awkward moment during the coronation...

"I'm healthy. It's the wealthy and wise part that's been a challenge."

Singer

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

I'm the gorilla's nuts... I'm the dog's bo****ks... He's never been good at hiding his light under a bushel.

'Nice try, Chicken Little. We're not falling for that one again.'

'I'm writing a national anthem for the king -- what rhymes with 'William of Orange'?'

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"

"Your apple was definitive!"

"I don't care what you want to hear - You're getting 'O Canada', not 'How much is that doggie in the window?'"

Ernie is producing a new TV show! Contestant musicians play their national anthem and judges pick winners in various categories. Some of the anthems we'll hear on the next show are "O Canada" from Canada, "Jana Gana Mana" from India, "Meda Dau Doka" from Fiji, "Patria Amada" from Mozambique and "God Save the Queen" from the United Kingdom! Ernie, I think your show is very good but you do create some confusion by calling it "The Country Music Awards."

"If you must be a Francophile, could you lose the flag and just play the Marseillaise?"

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

'Who would have guessed the wings are purely cosmetic?'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: Finally figuring out all the words to the national anthem.

'Good gracious Henry, it's not necessary to that every time he whistles the national anthem!'