Anthem Appreciators Pillows

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Gracie and family sing "The Star-Spangled Banner" on the Fourth of July.

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

God save the Queen.

The Harper Government

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

"But first, our national anthem."

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

God Save the Queen - Standing Room Only

"And now baritone Robert Winkley will sing, with no apparent effort, 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

'...and I keep hearing, THERE IT GOES AGAIN!!...'God Save the Queen'....'

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

"After last week's incident, I'd like to talk about one of the lesser-known Commandments - Thou Shalt Not Heckle."

"I'm healthy. It's the wealthy and wise part that's been a challenge."

Singer

An awkward moment during the coronation...

"Hey, gang! Before this blast gets under way, would you all please stand for Whitney Houston's rendition of our national anthem?"

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

I'm the gorilla's nuts... I'm the dog's bo****ks... He's never been good at hiding his light under a bushel.

"Your apple was definitive!"

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"

"I don't care what you want to hear - You're getting 'O Canada', not 'How much is that doggie in the window?'"

'I'm writing a national anthem for the king -- what rhymes with 'William of Orange'?'

"If you must be a Francophile, could you lose the flag and just play the Marseillaise?"

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

'Who would have guessed the wings are purely cosmetic?'

'My advice, Francis, is to cut the 'Oh say can you see...' part and just go with the last three stanzas.'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: Finally figuring out all the words to the national anthem.

'I think the eight reindeer just look tiny by COMPARISON.'