National Anthem Analyst Gifts

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."

'100% Grammatically Correct Popular Tunes'

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

"It must be a youth culture!" (Lager, boobs, lager, babes,footie, girls,lager.)

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

"Look! A brave man using the medium of dance to protest against the fascist coronavirus measures of the government!"

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

Schenker discovers the true essence of humanity

'I hate these crossover shows!'

"Of course, this prediction has a plus or minus margin of error of 80% or 90%."

Who should have been nominated to baseball's hall of fame 2013...

Singer

'I opted for fame instead of riches and ended up with indifference.'

'I'd hate to be locked up with a bunch of strangers for months on end, wouldn't you?'

Equestrian Statue Meanings.

'On our next 'Survivor' series, 10 contestants will undergo grillings by Senate Committees...'

Cagey Bea